Martyn sleep walks and talks sometimes. Mostly he gives himself sleep tasks. My favourite examples were before I was around: once he took all his posters off the wall and put them away while sleeping. Once, in a hostel, he went to his suitcase and started digging around in his sleep- but it wasn’t his suitcase, it was a stranger’s and she woke up to him going through her stuff.
On Monday night I was dreaming about having a terrible, terrible haircut, and needing to get the stylist to fix it immediately.
I wake up because Martyn is tapping me on the butt over and over. I look at him.
Martyn: (pointing to the hall) You have to go out there and talk to the hairdresser.
Me: I have to go out there and talk to the hairdresser?
Martyn: I think so.
And I seriously consider it, until I realize that I’m in my pajamas and the hairdresser wouldn’t be at my house at 4 am. But WHAT?